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Favorite Videogame Weapons/Items (Hero or Villain).

Posted by albatross412 - June 24th, 2009


Yup. Weapons and items are always a touchy subject. Whether they be that ultimate weapon you've been promised by Saint Nick or the joke weapon you use out of curiosity's sake. But there's more! This list, me and my team are also covering weapons AND items all in one shibang. Enjoy.

My Submissions:

Orichalcum
An RPG staple (in Square Enix moreso). That hard to find ore that can bring you that much closer to a new shiny sword or...somehow useful ribbon. Get your orichalcum today!

Potions
Yeah the potion. A lifesaving miracle meth that only costs a minimal amount of currency. Then you level up and must spring for the new and improved Hi-potion.

Missile Expansion-Metroid
Increases your missile capacity by five. Scattered throughout the planet, they're hard to miss.

The Fireflower-Mario Series
As soon as you see the target-like petals you know that you can finally rest those tired boots and let loose a hell torrent of bouncing fire. Ah...the good 'ol days.

The Seven Point Glaive-Okami
This living blade of mimick-fire slices and dices those water-color baddies in half...for 100,000 yen that is.

Homerun Bat-Super Smash Bros. Series
That dreaded brrrIING can only be the sound of the homerun bat's automatic KO!

Power Pellet-Pac-man/Ms. Pac-man
Those ghosts have no chance now that they are flashing blue. But then you run out of pellets. Karma much?

Tsubaki Mk III-No More Heroes
A laser samurai sword?! Now we're talkin'!

Scarab Gun-Halo 2
Getting to this weapon recquires an arduous and rage/crying endusing task. The reward, the plasma rifle?! It may look like a plasma rifle but it's in fact the most devastating weapon...the scarab gun. Each shot, a massive blast of pure covenant energy.

Power Saver III-No More Heroes
What's better than a laser samurai sword? Unlimited power!

Star-Super Mario
One word: invincibility.

Blue Turtle Shell-Mario Kart
For once I'm glad I'm not in 1st.

Rings-Sonic The Hedgehog
Saving you from certain death...except for pitfalls and off-screen traps. We can't help ya there.

Fairies-The Legend Of Zelda
I don't care if they are fairies! They bring me back to life!

Eightball6219's Submissions

Pistols
Generic but effective with it's speedy reload time, good kick, duel capabilities, and variations (glocks, 9mm, revolvers, etc.). Let's not forget the king of pistols...the golden gun from 007.

Swords
No matter what era your character is in, your enemy won't expect the edge coming, but you did.

Duel Wielding
A fun technique in firefights to give you a bit of oomf to your other hand. Especially one-on-one skirmishes.

Long Range Assault Rifles and Carbines
The accuracy of a sniper meets the ferocity of a fully automatic rifle. Pure bliss.

Shotguns
The Every Man's weapon. Little skill needed to wield to get serious results.

Sniper
The discrete weapon every player fights for. Hoping they won't be the next targetted. In the hands of a master shouts hopelessness.

Assault Rifle
Good kick, good clip capacity, plenty of ammo. A real jack-of-trades weapon that nobody complains about having in their arsenal.

BFG Family
From Spartan Lasers, to mini guns; RPG's to homing missiles. The Big F***ing Guns category aims to please.

Blacksun256's Submissions

Falcon Punch-F-zero Movie/Super Smash Bros. Series
Those words, FALCOOON PUUNCH! They are iconic amoungst Nintendo fans alike. One hit full front spells a loss in life, because dude...you just got falcon punched.

Jumping-Mario/Sonic The Hedgehog
When push comes to shove, you gotta jump baby. The go-to attack that takes a bit of aiming, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Control Tether-Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
Take control if virtually any adversary you choose. From grunts to titans, the fun never ends.

Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator (Gravity Gun)-Half-life 2/Portal
Anything becomes a weapon. This gun lets you seriously get creative with your environment and how to dispatch of your foes. Just watch the energy balls please.

Silver's Psychokinesis-Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
Like the gravity gun, virtually anything is a weapon. Except a bit of stunning is needed before the strike.

Energy Sword-Halo 1&2
Pick it up and prepare for some seriously cheap as hell kills. But hey, anything to win, right?

Thelightning55's Submissions

The Shrieker-The Conduit
A grenade launcher that allows you to deploy and manipulate the grenade's trajectory like an extension of your body.

Metal Blades-Megaman 2
These shiny sumbitches spread in eight different directions making short work of any of Wily's robots.

Exp. Share-Pokemon Series
Equip this handy item to a weaker pokemon and let your biggest beast fight for it. Excellent for getting weaklings to grow a pair.

RPG's-War Games
A simple phrase comes to mind: KABOOM!

Elixers-RPG's
Sure health is nice but so is mp/special points. Good for killing two birds with one stone, refilling HP and MP. Because without MP, you're left with a feeble attempt at victory.

Radiation Grenades-The Conduit
Not much of a blast radius, but the nactious fumes left to linger is a very agonizingly befitting end for your foes.

This is the list:

List Collaborators

-eightball6219

-Blacksun256

-Thelightning55

Thanks to these users who went all out on this list. A great team effort on our part.

The Contributor's Space:

-Contributions by Atgod88-This sumbitch loves Postal. Who wouldn't?! I love beating up Gary Coleman more than the next guy!

Anthrax Filled Severed Cow's Head-Postal 2
A weapon as fun as its name is long. A room full of terrorists and a severed cow's head full of anthrax spells the most rockin' weapon diseased fun!

Cat Silencer For The M16-Postal 2
Silencers too much? Cats are annoying as hell? Why don't you kill two birds with one stone. Simply ram Scrambles over the barrel and you're ready to rock that badass mofo gun. Besides who would be threatened by the defensless meow of a cat? After work, enjoy yourself a hot meal.

Urine-Postal 2
The only ammunition you need is a bottle of water. Use this piss-tastic weapon to give your foes violently painful STD's. It's also good for putting out fires and growing the flowers.

Jarate-Team Fortress
The ancient form of jarate is delicate one. For one to manipulate their urine recquires the biggest cojones to do. Short out flamethrowers and spy cloaks with your liquid-leavings.

Badger Saw-Postal 3
The authorities are the biggest buzz-kill. Show 'em what's up with a ravenous rabbit badger to their faces. Yeah baby! Bite off their faces!

The Segway-Postal 3
The segway says "I know it's lame but I got the money to afford it"! A luxury that frees up both hands so you can glide quickly about and mow down the neighborhood in toolish style.

This list brought to you by the VGEC.

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Comments

im more of a megaman fan myself

Any knowledge of other games would be fine.

I'm bored, forgive me,

I've no place in society,
i jump in and out of mobs,
none ever care,
cause i do what i want when i want,
and no one will ever understand me,
so therefor can't hold me,
cause I'm as free as a shadow at night.
don't try to understand me,
it'll only bring you pain.

I am confused, bear with,
Just means I am human,
Human-like qualities, human is humanity,
Humanity is feeling as in emotion,
Emotion being the you,
You being yourself,
Yourself a saint or monster,
Neither wrong, just human,
It'll only strengthen your grasp on life,
A philosophy,

I accept,
My awkward wording and confidence,
I console myself not hideous, just somehow unappealing,
Why,
Because of my confidence, that of which I lack
Makes me like a beaten child in the eyes in the one I wish to give my love to,
But why choose the shallow ones,
Because they are good fakers,
I dreamt and I lost, but a new day is a mystery of excitment,
One more day couldn't hurt,

This poem for you my dear, a peer of the art of tongues,

nice, now i see why Angel speaks so highly of you!

Whose Angel? But thanks though!

I'll bite, I am writing my own commentary though. Also they are pretty messed up weapons.

Postal 2-Anthrax filled severed Cow Head
Theres a group of angered terrorists on the other side of the room and you only have one bullet left. What are you going to do? The answer is obvious, you grab your handy anthrax filled severed cow head and toss it in there, and after the terrorists have been completely distracted, shoot the head to spread anthrax everywhere, giving them a taste of their own medicine!

Postal 2-Live cat silencer for shotgun/M16
Trying to keep a low profile? Tired of those annoying cats outside your house? Get out your catnip and capture them for later. Later when trying to kill the neighbors, you don't need to pay for a fancy silencer. Simply ram Scrambles over the barrel and you are cooking, no one will be suspicious of the cat cries, unlike gunshots and when you are done you have a hot meal.

Postal 2-Urine
Theres plenty of appilcations for a stream of urine. On fire? Piss yourself out. Friend on fire? Piss on him. Rioters ruining your dinner? Piss on them. Need a distraction? Induce a chain-reaction of vomit by contracting gonhorrea and pissing on people. You can do all this and more with your handy urine stream in Postal 2

Team Fortress 2-Jarate
Its an ancient chinese secret, the form of jar-based karate, Jarate! Many shun it's powerful effect, but you wont when you are face to face with a flamethrower and all you have is a jar and 3 cups of coffee in your in bladder. If you have learned Jarate, you can both put out the flames with your amazing ninja-like urine wielding skills, but also "piss off" your foe. If you suspect a spy, toss one and short his cloak, and while angered at his ruined suit, create a new mantle piece with your trusty Kukri knife.

Upcoming weapons for Postal 3

Postal 3: Badger Saw
Having trouble with the authorities? Are you an animal lover? Solve both of your problems with the new badger saw! Nicely snare a rabid badger and harness it firmly but softly with a handle. Next time the authorities show up for a domestic disturbance, let them give Mr. Badger a kiss, and don't take no for an answer, he will gladly give your face a lovable hug and scratch.

Postal 3: Seg-way
Tired of running after your victims? Now you can glide after in style and class with a segway. Instead of trying to aim through a car window or while driving a motorcycle, on a seg-way you can use both hands on a straight road for operating your weapon. That track runner wont stand a chance when being chased by a segway and a couple thousand accurately aimed bullets.

If I think of anymore I'll comment again, I spent a lot of time on this so put them in there. Anymore thought into this will make me realised I wasted 20 minutes :D

The more messed up the submissions, the better.

tell me later.I cant rite now,comment to me later

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w00t it is finished!

Damn straight.