I am the founder of the VGEC (Videogame Enthusiasts' Committee). I'm a fan of the videogame companies Namco and Capcom. Other than that, I'm just an average Newgrounder. P.S. I know it's Namco Bandai but correct me and I'll split your head like a melon
Age 31, Male
VGEC Leader & Poet.
VGEC Headquarters.
Joined on 7/6/08
I'm bored, forgive me,
I've no place in society,
i jump in and out of mobs,
none ever care,
cause i do what i want when i want,
and no one will ever understand me,
so therefor can't hold me,
cause I'm as free as a shadow at night.
don't try to understand me,
it'll only bring you pain.
I am confused, bear with,
Just means I am human,
Human-like qualities, human is humanity,
Humanity is feeling as in emotion,
Emotion being the you,
You being yourself,
Yourself a saint or monster,
Neither wrong, just human,
It'll only strengthen your grasp on life,
A philosophy,
I accept,
My awkward wording and confidence,
I console myself not hideous, just somehow unappealing,
Why,
Because of my confidence, that of which I lack
Makes me like a beaten child in the eyes in the one I wish to give my love to,
But why choose the shallow ones,
Because they are good fakers,
I dreamt and I lost, but a new day is a mystery of excitment,
One more day couldn't hurt,
This poem for you my dear, a peer of the art of tongues,
nice, now i see why Angel speaks so highly of you!
Whose Angel? But thanks though!
I'll bite, I am writing my own commentary though. Also they are pretty messed up weapons.
Postal 2-Anthrax filled severed Cow Head
Theres a group of angered terrorists on the other side of the room and you only have one bullet left. What are you going to do? The answer is obvious, you grab your handy anthrax filled severed cow head and toss it in there, and after the terrorists have been completely distracted, shoot the head to spread anthrax everywhere, giving them a taste of their own medicine!
Postal 2-Live cat silencer for shotgun/M16
Trying to keep a low profile? Tired of those annoying cats outside your house? Get out your catnip and capture them for later. Later when trying to kill the neighbors, you don't need to pay for a fancy silencer. Simply ram Scrambles over the barrel and you are cooking, no one will be suspicious of the cat cries, unlike gunshots and when you are done you have a hot meal.
Postal 2-Urine
Theres plenty of appilcations for a stream of urine. On fire? Piss yourself out. Friend on fire? Piss on him. Rioters ruining your dinner? Piss on them. Need a distraction? Induce a chain-reaction of vomit by contracting gonhorrea and pissing on people. You can do all this and more with your handy urine stream in Postal 2
Team Fortress 2-Jarate
Its an ancient chinese secret, the form of jar-based karate, Jarate! Many shun it's powerful effect, but you wont when you are face to face with a flamethrower and all you have is a jar and 3 cups of coffee in your in bladder. If you have learned Jarate, you can both put out the flames with your amazing ninja-like urine wielding skills, but also "piss off" your foe. If you suspect a spy, toss one and short his cloak, and while angered at his ruined suit, create a new mantle piece with your trusty Kukri knife.
Upcoming weapons for Postal 3
Postal 3: Badger Saw
Having trouble with the authorities? Are you an animal lover? Solve both of your problems with the new badger saw! Nicely snare a rabid badger and harness it firmly but softly with a handle. Next time the authorities show up for a domestic disturbance, let them give Mr. Badger a kiss, and don't take no for an answer, he will gladly give your face a lovable hug and scratch.
Postal 3: Seg-way
Tired of running after your victims? Now you can glide after in style and class with a segway. Instead of trying to aim through a car window or while driving a motorcycle, on a seg-way you can use both hands on a straight road for operating your weapon. That track runner wont stand a chance when being chased by a segway and a couple thousand accurately aimed bullets.
If I think of anymore I'll comment again, I spent a lot of time on this so put them in there. Anymore thought into this will make me realised I wasted 20 minutes :D
The more messed up the submissions, the better.
tell me later.I cant rite now,comment to me later
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w00t it is finished!
Damn straight.
picosux224
im more of a megaman fan myself
albatross412
Any knowledge of other games would be fine.