A list of the most unfair characters in videogames. Whether playable or not. Sometimes your character is so strong it's not even fun or the least bit satisfying winning.

Link-Super Smash Bros. Series
He has good attack, reach, a plethora of projectile weapons, and an aerial down smash that KO's with little damage. What the hell! Not to mention his recovery ability. The Brawl version of Link has been toned down a bit. Thank God!

X-yux-Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door
The thing strikes fast and its lazer immobilizes you with bad damage. It makes itself invincible through mini-yuxes and if it has enough, it'll fire a barriage of lazers at you and your partner. Only one in the game thankfully, unless there's one in the Pit of 100 Trials.

Pit-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
He's got attack and can fly! Plus that damn recovery can help him fly another one million feet into the air. He can reflect attacks and those arrows, those goddamn arrows! He can curve them too! He's also so f....ing arrogant. I want rip off his wings and burn them. Fly now angel-boy!

Blanka-Street Fighter Series
He's sometimes hard to hit with his sporadic movement and smaller size. When he enshrouds himself in static he can't be approached. Not cool.

Dhalsim-He's got tremendous reach with those stretchy limbs. Very hard to avoid. His projectile fire does quite some damage as well. I thought Buddhists were peaceful.

MissingNo-Pokemon Silver
Thanks for Lizardjesus for helping find this one. It looks like the ghost in Lavender Town's graveyard tower or a scrambled pokemon sprite. Catching it can scramble the game's graphics. You can remedy this by either releasing it or starting the game over again. Not all that bad, but devious at the least. MissingNo probably means "Missing Number" since it is not listed on the pokedex. Thanks again to Lizardjesus for the find.

Diddy Kong-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
He's so small he can duck most projectiles without even ducking. He's too agile and drops banana peels out the wazoo. I hate monkeys now.

Uub-Dragonball Z: Teinkiaichi 3
His beam blast is so goddamn quick if you're hit by it. Cut off your manhood and serve it to him on a silver platter.

Tabuu (Intense)-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
A bunch'o'health points and nearly every attack is an instant kill. No, not KO because the raping is too intense to want to be alive at that point.

Amy Rose-Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
She's not as fast as the other selectable characters but kiss the win good-bye if she gets enough rings to stop time. 30 seconds approximately! Sure you can keep pressing buttons to speed up the countdown but completing the race won't even take thirty seconds.

King Dedede-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
He's heavy and hard to KO. Don't forget he can fly also. His side smash can instantly kill at low damage if hit directly. Also he posesses suicide prowess by inhaling his opponent and dropping off the stage. Sometimes he'll spit you out and save himself at the last second. I still love him though.

Team Rose-Sonic Heroes
They will always choose a formation that is your weakness and the aftermath of their team blast does damage and grants them invincibility. Stupid team to begin with.

Abel-Street Fighter IV
He is ALWAYS throwing you with damaging results and is constantly rolling behind you to throw your arse half way across the stage and repeat.

Nightmare-Soul Calibur Series
He can attack fast with some serious reach. His attacks are so powerful they can break any character's gaurd. The results for the one that is NOT Nightmare will be catstrophic and better pray for a miracle.

Yoda-Soul Calibur IV
He is so small you can't grab him, PERIOD! Most high ranged attacks won't even hit him. Not to mention the ability to use the force to block attacks entirely.

The Apprentice-Soul Calibur IV
His force powers can take care of you without him even lifting a weapon. Or moving for that fact.

Sephiroth-It Doesn't Even Matter
Everything he has ever appeared in is unfair. No specification of game appearance needed. The ability to take away all but one vitality and all your MP is just diabolical. Jackass.

Starter Pokemon-Pokemon Series
With how much you'll use your starter pokemon it will become so powerful it won't even matter if he/she goes up against its weakness. It'll be that strong, gauranteed.

This is my list of videogame cheaters. Those bastards.

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