The badest asses to have graced their cheeks in videogames.
Ashlotte Maedel-Soul Calibur IV
Built for the sole purpose of killing Astaroth. She was purposely given no soul so she would have no freewill. Killing Algol was just a bonus. I dig chicks in gothic Lolita clothing. But she's made of metal so that may complicate things.
Star Wolf-Star Fox Series
Wolf: I killed your father fox.
Fox: You son of a bitch! I'll kill you!
Wolf: Excellent we'll stretch over the plot so we can have the same fights over again. Mwahahahahaha!
Fay-Star Fox 2
An interceptor ship faster than Leon's crazy ass eyes. Don't mess with the poodle-husky-yipping-chick.
Niko Belick-Grand Theft Auto IV
The only immigrant to earn some money in America. All it took was the love of a gun, drugs, sex, the mob, and dirty cops.
Cole-Gears of War 1 & 2
Cole:Oh yeah baby! Get ready for the train!
Baird:Stop hitting me!
Meta Ridley-Metroid Prime
So what if he killed your parents, damaged your ship, and left you stranded on an incredibly dangerous planet. You hurt his feelings in Super Metroid.
Wario-Warioware
Not Wario, the bike. That's one righteous deuce. Now, how the hell do you steer it?
Kip-Napolean Dynamite: The Game
Two words: Awesome Vocabulary.
Big Boss-Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
She was practically your mother and her last lesson was to kick your ass while blowing up the island you walked on.
Dr. E. Gadd-Luigi's Mansion
The original ghost buster.
The Girl-First Encounter Assault Recon (F.E.A.R.)
Just looking at her disintegrates your flesh. I think I heard something outside my window!
Annie-Wild Guns
Parlor girls and guns always make a good combination.
Kurt Zisa-Kingdom Hearts
Four arms full of sword and an impenetrable shield to boot. Also, he's so freaking awesome looking!
Culex-Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Able to attack five times every phase and still upholds such chivalry. Well played.
Jeane-No More Heroes
A dilligent and masterful tae-chi master and your past girlfriend. What's really messed up is that she is really your sister.
Travis:We cannot tell mom and dad.
Jaene: Um...I killed them Travis.
Travis: Well at least they'll never know.
Tira-Soul Calibur IV
No it's not a playful hoolahoop. It's one bigass sword.
Cortez-Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door
Three stages of cutlery fun. They slice, they dice, they poison, they rape. You also can't kill him. Por Que?
Mattias Nilsson-Mercenaries
Only a cool-collected Swedish dude can rock those shades, Koreans, and hundreds of pounds of C4.
Meta Knight-Kirby Super Star
Maybe putting him on the list will convince him to let me take the Halberd for a spin. Wait, Kirby blew it up...damn.
Arbiter-Halo: 2
Halo 2 Arbiter: Can't see me Chief, can't see me Chief.
Halo 2 Master Chief: Now where did that rascal get to?
Halo 3 Arbiter: Can't see me Chief, can't see...
Halo 3 Master Chief: I can see you.
Halo 3 Arbiter: Aw maaaan.
The Ing-Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Only creatures of pure evil can live on a planet made if pure darkness.
Cratos-God of War
I defy you to argue with me on this one.
Janga-Klonoa Densetsu no Star Medal 2
He killed Guntz's dad, poisoned Klonoa, is foul mouthed, and may be a possible pedophile. I'm not kidding.
Jack-Jack 2
I'd normally not put him on the list but he threatened to use his peacemaker on me. I'm not talking about the gun.
Mr. Game & Watch-Game & Watch Systems/Game & Watch Gallery
Bleep...bleep...eeeerrp...eep...Ugh, he fought an octopus okay!
Glitch-Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
He proves that being different is a justified excuse to kill everyone.
Mr. Pockets-Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
If you don't buy anything he flips you off. I kid you not.
Voldo-Soul Calibur Series
A blade-handed master contortionist. If not badass certainly f***ed-up.
Frank West-Deadrising
Taking on an army of zombies and getting a few upskirt shots is all it takes to get on the list. Yes it's that easy...........hehehe suckers, it totally isn't.
King Mickey-Kingdom Hearts II
The Yoda of Kingdom Hearts. This isn't the Steamboat Willy mouse you used to know.
Pincer-Pokemon Series
Bigass pincers on his head and serious attack power earns this Stagbeetle a spot.
B.B. Hood (Buletta)-Darkstalkers 3/Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Little Red Riding Hood not only loves treats, she loves murder, guns, money, and beating her opponents to death.
Buletta: Grandma, what big internal organs you have!
Grandma: The better to feel intense pain with, my dear.
Gallon-Darkstalkers Series
The one wolf that got Red Riding Hood. Actually her hood was blue before the mauling.
Amingo-Marvel vs. Capcom 2
A big cactus with a sombrero. You know it's epic.
Dante-Devil May Cry 3
Apparently him not being on the list is blasphemy.
Phase III Darktroopers-Star Wars: Empire At War: Forces of Corruption
So many requirements to recruit these badass MF'ers. But sooo worth it.
That's my list.
Krazu
Raiden from Metal Gear became real badass in the fourth one.
ALSO Dante from Devil May Cry.
He's just so awesome.
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